Event Score for Chocolate Chip Cookie

 Event Score for Chocolate Chip Cookie (CCC)

1) Choose one CCC

2) With one hand, hold CCC at eye-level and arms-length away with the flat side toward you

3) Keep the CCC in this position for approximately 30 seconds

4) Think hard about your feelings and experiences with CCCs

5) Remember the time you bit into a cookie thinking it was a CCC, but it turned out to be a raisin oatmeal cookie 

6) Remember how disappointed you were

7) Place the CCC on a paper towel

8) Methodically separate the chocolate chips from the cookie, forming two piles: one with chocolate chips and one without

9) When finished, contribute your chocolate chips to the communal pile of chocolate chips

10) Eat or dispose the remaining bits of cookie

Casey Smith

Writing About Modern Lit

DCAD, 10 November 2022